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September
7, 2005
Why
Boortz and Linder Must be Purged
A review of
The FairTax Book by Neal Boortz and John
Linder
Reviewed by Mike S. Adams,
Ph.D.
Good
afternoon, my dear comrades. We have a problem on
our hands. It is a very big problem, indeed. A new
book has been released that threatens the progress
we have made in recent decades to transform the
U.S. economy from a capitalist system into one more
like the economy of our beloved former Soviet
Union.
In 1848, our father Karl Marx wrote that "a
heavy progressive or graduated income tax" is
essential to the sustenance of a communist society.
If Boortz and Linder succeed in tearing out the
American tax code and replacing it with something
simpler, we all know what will follow. A reformed
government with less government spending will be
the biggest blow to the new world order since the
fall of the Berlin Wall nearly sixteen years
ago.
The
principal danger of this new "FairTax
Book" is that it threatens to put an end to the
woeful ignorance of American taxpayers who think
that they pay less as individuals when businesses
and corporations are hit with tax increases. Our
methods of class warfare depend upon the uneducated
American taxpayer who does not yet know that there
is only one entity -- the individual -- who
actually pays taxes in America.
In 1802, our great enemy Thomas Jefferson stated
that "We might hope to see the finances of the
Union as clear and intelligible as a merchant's
books, so that every member of Congress and every
man of any mind in the Union should be able to
comprehend them, to investigate abuses, and
consequently to control them." But, since then, we
have made slaves of the American people, forcing
them to pay accountants and lawyers just to comply
with the law. They have been slaves to a system
they do not even understand.
Think of the progress we have made, comrades.
Today, about 5.8 billion work hours are spent per
year to ensure compliance with the tax code. That
means that yearly the lives of over 8700 Americans
(assuming a lifespan of 76 years) are spent trying
to figure out how to pay the government. It also
means we have taken over 2.75 million people out of
the capitalist system each year in order to figure
out how to please the IRS. That is more than the
entire work force of the auto industry, the steel
industry, and several other major industries
combined.
But now, our heroic efforts to cripple the
capitalist system are threatened by this ridiculous
new book.
Perhaps the most disturbing aspect of this new
"FairTax" plan is the prospect that American jobs
and businesses that left years ago seeking
friendlier tax structures overseas will return to
America. That means America will be stronger.
Clearly, comrades, if you want a stronger America
you must join me in defeating this dangerous
proposal.
We have fought to keep certain secrets from the
Americans for many years. For example, Americans
spent over $200 billion in 2003 filing IRS
paperwork. Approximately the same amount of money
was spent that year calculating the tax
implications of business decisions. That means over
$400 billion was spent just to collect roughly
three times as much in tax revenues. What an absurd
but ingenious system!
Think how we have been crippling the capitalists
while the American people have remained ignorant.
But now these inefficiencies have been exposed and
this exposure threats to jeopardize the very
existence of the IRS. And, needless to say, without
the IRS we will never see a truly communist
America.
Our greatest fear is, of course, the effect that
all of this will have on personal savings. When
people no longer have to put money away in IRAs and
401Ks over the long term in order to avoid taxes,
what do you think will happen? Clearly, there will
be an explosion in personal savings. Such savings
are always followed by explosions in economic
growth.
We cannot allow new jobs to be created unless
the government takes all the credit. That is the
communist way. And that is why these two authors
are so very dangerous.
And, now, just imagine what will happen to the
average retirement nest egg after all of the
world's investors are able to invest in the
American economy without tax consequences. This
means that the many millions of "have nots" -- the
ones we have been exploiting for so long - will
attain real wealth that they can pass on to their
offsprings.
We must get these two revolutionaries but even
that will not be enough. Every existing copy of
this FairTax book must be seized and burned. Then
we must launch a propaganda campaign against the
people of America. It will not be easy to fool the
people but we must. It is for their own good -- the
good of the collective that we must act now.
Individual freedom, autonomy, and self-reliance be
damned.
Our entire world is beginning to crumble,
comrades. We must capture Boortz and Linder
immediately. If they resist, we will kill them. If
not, we will transport them overnight to Siberia. I
have nothing against Congressman Linder. But I
can't wait to get my hands on that other guy. I
can't stand the vicious SOB.
Mike S. Adams wrote this review shortly after
paying his quarterly estimates to the IRS. He
sincerely hopes that Boortz and Linder succeed
before the auditors coming knocking on his
door.
Adams
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An irreverent, disturbing look at
higher education through the eyes of a
former Leftist radical whose
disillusionment with the politics of
diversity and political correctness turned
him into a "token" campus
Conservative.
Portrayed by the university
administration and mainstream media as a
"flame-thrower," Professor Adams lampoons
sacred cows such as affirmative action,
Gay Pride, cultural sensitivity training,
multi-culturalism, censorship and other
"sins" committed in the name of academic
freedom.
Dr. Mike S. Adams, a professor of
Criminal Justice at the University of
North Carolina at Wilmington, is a regular
contributor to conservative web and print
publications. He recently defended himself
against a charge of libel in a
high-profile free-speech controversy that
landed him on numerous top-ranked national
TV and radio shows, including Rush
Limbaugh, CNN and Hannity &
Colmes.
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Welcome
to the Ivory Tower of Babel: Confessions
of a Conservative College
Professor,
by
Mike S. Adams
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Mike
S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on
October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake
High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state
5A soccer championship. He graduated from C.L.H.S.
in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. He was ranked 734 among a
class of 740, largely as a result of flunking
English all four years of high school. After
obtaining an Associate's degree in psychology from
San Jacinto College, he moved on to Mississippi
State University where he joined the Sigma Chi
Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house,
his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his
B.A., and then to pursue a Master's in Psychology.
In 1990, he turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in
psychology from the University of Georgia, opting
instead to remain at Mississippi State to study
Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made
entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his
night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music
in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings
financed his education. He also played for free
beer.
Upon
getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an
atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington
to teach in the criminal justice program. A few
years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also
became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned
teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence
to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After
returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the
Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the
Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time
in 2000.
After
his involvement in a well publicized free speech
controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks,
Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity
movement in academia. After making appearances on
shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O'Reilly Factor,
and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a
column for the Heritage Foundation's
Townhall.com.
Today
he enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both
as a teacher and a writer. In his spare time, he
loves spending time with his wife, Krysten. He is
also an avid hunter and reader of classic
literature.
Visit his website at http://www.DrAdams.org.
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