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June
2, 2008
Passing the
Torch
A
Completely Unbiased Musical
Review
by Fred Reed
A while back I went to San Francisco to see a
young jazz singer of my acquaintance, Miss Emily
Anne. She's short and cute and I like her voice.
Who knows, you might too. She certainly has her
following.
Emily Anne and I go back a ways. I met her
twenty-four years ago, on the labor deck of
Bethesda Naval Hospital. She weighed seven and a
half pounds. I didn't think it was a condition that
would last. My wife and I had learned from our
first daughter that, if you feed them, they get
bigger. In fact, they do all sorts of things. It's
a design feature.
It is one thing to know something
intellectually, another to see it happen. A kid
starts out with a certain reliability. You put her
somewhere and, half an hour later, she's still
there. You accept this as the order of things. You
expect it to continue. It doesn't. I figure it's a
sort of bait-and-switch game. Time rushes by in its
accustomed fashion. One day you think, "Emily's a
jazz singer in San Francisco. How the hell did
that happen?"
I have always liked San Francisco. Along with
Chicago and New York it is to me one of the few
North American agglomerations that qualify as real
cities, New Orleans having degenerated into a
tee-shirt emporium. I associate it with the Beats,
with Ferlinghetti and Ginsberg and Kerouac, who
seem such innocents today.
Then there were the glorious diseased freak
years when I passed through the city occasionally.
The world was new then, and so were we. San Fran
was the Big Time. The Golden Gate, in fact red,
stretched forever over the bay and fogs rolled in
to swallow the blue of the water and it was kind of
magic. I suppose we all have a few years when the
world is magic.
San Francisco is a city where jazz can feel at
home, where it actually belongs. You can find good
musicians in Washington, where I spent too many
years, But Washington is a city with the soul of a
filing cabinet and, though the audiences are
sophisticated, there is an artificiality to the
music scene. It is as if a social director had
decided that one week we will have a Jazz
Experience, and next week it will be Mexican Night
and we will make piñatas. San Fran is a
grown-up city, and to me its sound is jazz. In
Washington it's the hum of a paper shredder
destroying evidence.
Em showed up at my hotel, bubbling and happy. We
get along well, and hadn't seen each other for a
while. Hey, dad, how you, what you want to do, are
you hungry? Let's get sushi, I know a good place.
The energy would power a small city.
I had flown in late and rushed off to Le
Colonial, a classy French-Vietnamese restaurant
where she has a regular engagement, but a
podiatrist's association or some such horror had
rented the place for the evening, so I had run back
to the hotel to meet her. We grabbed a cab and set
out through night and neon. She has the easy
familiarity with the city that Congress has with
larceny, and knows the clubs and the bars because
she gigs in them. I thought, how is this possible?
She weighs seven and a half pounds. I can document
it.
At the Sushi Boat, if that's what it was called,
steam rose from the trays, and gyoza and sashimi
rolled past us as we sat at the counter and grabbed
things and things smelled good and the couple next
to us chatted in pretty Beijing mandarin. I like
diversity if it isn't armed. Then we made the
rounds to listen to her friends play, which they
seemed to be doing just about everywhere.
San Francisco is a tough city for musicians.
There is a lot of talent. In Washington you
have to look for it. In San Fran, you trip over it.
It gums up the wheels of bicycles. We went to one
joint after another and the musicians would be
wailing or picking or sawing or plonking,
depending, and you could tell the audience was into
it and they didn't look like accountants in
disguise. The musicians would holler, Hey Emily
Anne, wanna sit in? And she did. She's got a world
going, I thought, and not a bad one.
I are not a musician, but to my unstudied mind
the clubs are where the music is. There and, during
the day, driving taxi cabs. Few musicians can make
a living playing. It's a sorry commentary on
whatever it's a sorry commentary on, but it's how
things are.
People often think that signing with a major
label is the end all for a singer, or a band, and
then you are going to be rich and have a private
jet and lascivious groupies. Thing is, there are
lots more good players than the majors have slots
for. Unless you want to spend a wretched life on
the road, rushing from Dallas to Houston to San
Antonio to set up, play a gig, and head for the
next city and another lousy hotel, it's better to
have a day job and gig at night. That's what
musicians do.
Anyway, next night we went to wherever it was
that she was going to sing. I'm not sure. The world
is full of places. I can't keep track of them. Her
band showed up, drums, trombone, keyboard, standup
bass, guitar, suchlike. The joint wasn't much but
the crowd was.
My father, a mathematician, once described
himself as "a vulgarian by choice." Me, too. I love
good rock and Texas two-step dens and dirt bars,
but there is an unselfconscious urbanity to a jazz
crowd in San Fran that appeals to me. It was very
different from DC. San Francisco isn't trying to be
something. It is something, and anyway isn't
interested in the question.
The band got it on, numbers from the Thirties
and Forties and some of Emily Anne's originals. I
think she was thirteen when she discovered Billie
and Ella and announced that she was going to be a
singer. Yeah, kid, sure. Odd choice of music for
suburban Washington, too, but it was her choice. I
liked the band. She had assembled it over several
years and held it together, which isn't easy with
musicians, who are deeply anarchistic and sometimes
have egos.
Not too bad for a kid of twenty-three, says me.
Glasses clinked and the bassist thumm-thumm-thummed
and the horn yowled like a lost cat and I thought,
I've had a pretty good run. Now it's her turn.
Reed
Archive
Copyright 2008 by Fred Reed and reproduced here by
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About
the Author (by the author):
Fred Reed is a Marine combat veteran, police
reporter, amateur biochemist, former long-haul
hitchhiker, and part-time sociopath living in
Mexico. Fred, a keyboard mercenary with a
disorganized past, has worked on staff for Army
Times, The Washingtonian, Soldier of Fortune,
Federal Computer Week, and The Washington
Times. He has been published in Playboy,
Soldier of Fortune, The Wall Street Journal, The
Washington Post, Harper's, National Review, Signal,
Air&Space, and suchlike. He has worked as a
police writer, technology editor, military
specialist, and authority on mercenary soldiers. He
is by all accounts as looney as a tune.
Visit the "Fred
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sometimes deadly serious, always merciless
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exuberantly wreaks havoc on practically
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else: the psychotherapy swindle, squalling
feminists, race racketeers, damn fool
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Brass Pole in Bangkok: A Thing I Aspire To
Be, by Fred Reed
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