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November 23, 2001
Solace
with a Turkey: A True Story
by Eugene Narrett, Ph.D.
I know you're out there, all you guys and gals
that spent the day before and the day after Turkey
Day largely alone. And maybe spent a good part of
T-Day by your lonesome, too. Some of us know the
truth behind Mickey Mouse's smile, the gigantic
airborne floats and be-spangled, high-kicking maids
twirling their bejeweled batons. But let's keep all
such facts at bay for now, let's sweep under the
rug the bitterness within the enameled,
mega-billion $$$ smile of the Land of Homeland
Security, "quality time" and Presidential preaching
on the beneficence of Islam.
Wealthy British minstrels once claimed that
nothing is real in Strawberry Fields, but the rest
of us know that there are many snug and hidden
backwaters in the currents of culture, and
alternative realities galore, the simpler and
homier the better. One needn't surf the net; it's
far less costly, in every sense, to huddle in one's
small canoe and toss a simple but serviceable rod
into the spirit's cozy bayou, utterly below the
radar of all but the most malevolent special ops of
the Nanny State.
Time for the poetry of real life. When the last
leaves are rust brown and the tawny grass is
brittle with frost, every American, no matter how
bereft can beg, borrow or buy a bird for company
during the rich, quiet hiatus of Thanksgiving, when
time opens into eternity (for those who shun
malls). So read and then store this mini-history of
pathos in your 'wait-till-next-year' file, right
next to the Red Sox battle plan for '02.
It's not difficult to cheer your soul with
prepping, making and cooking a gorgeous bird to a
fine sizzle redolent of all the pleasures of board
and bed. Don't listen to the mystifiers,
complicators and 12-step hucksters. Just browse
along with Doc Narrett for the simple secret to a
certain kind of affordable bliss. It's sort of like
old King David with the exceedingly beautiful
Shunammite virgin (1 Kings 1:1-4).
This bird was a real beauty, an Imperial. One
doesn't just dive right into or onto such a bird.
Like most first dates, for best results you
pre-heat the oven, in this case to 325 F. Plus it
warms up the house. While thus setting the mood,
you bathe her in the sink, give her a good rub down
and pat her dry. Put her in a well-buttered pan,
butter her up and season her with thyme, minced
garlic and paprika. If you're ambitious to be on
Star Trek, try Coca-butter or Ben Gay, but you
know, weirdness costs more and has a nasty
backbite.
After the rubdown, a cherished part of the
preparations involves stuffing her with fruit and
vegetables for succulence and tang. Try a large
Empire Apple (note the timely Imperial motif)
strategically slit a few times to facilitate the
oozing of sweet juices in and from the central
cavity. Also insert half a large Bermuda onion.
It's not for external use, just rub it around in
there real good and then nestle it adjacent to the
apple. If she purrs, you've got the wrong animal.
She should be quietly proud.
Put her in the pan, put the pan in the oven then
go for a walk, call your son or brother or a friend
who lives far away; have a cup of coffee, watch the
freaks at the parade or some football, if you must.
You could even read a book. After an hour or more,
flip her over so she's belly down in her juices.
Baste her back with ladelings from the pan and
season as before. If you're a perfectionist, open
the damn oven every 15-20 minutes and spoon some
more juices over her. Enjoy the fragrance the fills
your home. Hey, if you can do this (& if you
have a stove, you can), they can't destroy you
utterly.
Amazing, after three hours, you've got a
gorgeous, juicy, golden brown bird and home feels
like home. If you're smart, you put some sweet
potatoes in the oven and now can mash them up with
butter or pineapple or half-and-half and crushed
pecans. To celebrate having banished the darkness
for a spell, light a candle, say a prayer for those
you love and feast away.
The sad part tugs the sleeve as soon as you take
her out for carving, and it only increases. There's
way too much for one person. Tomorrow, next week,
and for sure next year you'll get yourself invited
somewhere for T-Day (as I did) or invite someone
over. Then there's less leftovers to put away (much
more physically and spiritually arduous than the
actual prep and cooking), and less time to
think.
In any case, one can do worse than begin and end
with "a psalm of Thanksgiving. Call out to the
LORD, everyone on earth. Serve the LORD with
gladness -- For the LORD is good. His kindness
endures forever and from generation to generation
is His faithfulness" (Psalm 100). Amen.
Narrett
Archive
Dr. Eugene Narrett is a writer
and teacher in Massachusetts and is the author of
Gathered
Against Jerusalem: Essays on a False
Peace (Dec. 2000).
His new book, Israel Awakened: A Chronicle of
the Oslo War, is currently available at
www.1stbooks.com/bookview/7421.
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